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When you put it like that …
When you put it like that …
We American Progressives believe it is self-evident that government has the power (or should have the power) to implement any good idea, and that when we are all on the same page, everyone benefits, but now, let’s think for ourselves, and explain why. Effective government is necessary for the health and prosperity of everyone today […]
If you can understand the allegory of The Funger Games, then you can understand how the world really works … In the Funger Games, Federal Reserve would assemble the 12 most favored banks (who own the Federal Reserve) and say to them: Welcome to The Funger Games. The name was inspired by the fungibility of […]
Holy shit! Jesus prefers atheists to American believers?!
The Greek government arrested the leaders of the Golden Dawn Party today because the Golden Dawn is fascist. For example, the Golden Dawn is fascist because it might try to arrest other political parties. In spite of the people having already been disarmed by the Greek government, the leaders of the Golden Dawn had a […]
A lifetime of education from America’s media elite, such as MSNBC, CNBC, NPR, PBS, the NYT, the Washington Post, CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN, have given me the foundation and principles that empower me to think for myself and thereby figure out why we can’t let Detroit go bankrupt. Detroit is too big to fail. […]
Innovation must be managed. Innovation can empower the little guy and make him think he doesn’t need those of us having superior genes to make decisions for him. Innovation can make the serfs uppity – in the vernacular, as it were. For example, the Internet Reformation makes many serfs feel like they are just as […]
8 oz tomato juice 1 tbsp Everclear (add another tbsp if very cynical) 1 tsp vinegar 1 tsp brown sugar 1 tsp horseradish 1 tsp powedered sugar 1/2 tsp molasses 1/2 tsp lime juice 1/2 tsp lemon juice 1/2 tsp Thai fish sauce 1/2 tsp celery salt 1/2 tsp onion power 1/4 tsp dill weed […]
In spite of unprecedented majorities in the House and Senate, and in spite of unprecedented media support, Obama has reneged on his promises. He promised us that he was post partisan. He promised us that he was post racial. He promised transparency. He promised the most transparency ever. Did I mention he promised transparency? He […]
The Dark Side clouds everything … Impossible to see the future is. Observe you the Sith Lord, young padawan. We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just […]
Today the President signed a bill to fix health care by forcing every American to buy health insurance – or else pay a fine. The President then said that he expects the Congress to present him with a bill to create jobs by forcing every American to buy a GM car – or else pay […]