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American Progressive Manifesto

We American Progressives believe it is self-evident that government has the power (or should have the power) to implement any good idea, and that when we are all on the same page, everyone benefits, but now, let’s think for ourselves, and explain why. Effective government is necessary for the health and prosperity of everyone today […]

The Funger Games

If you can understand the allegory of The Funger Games, then you can understand how the world really works … In the Funger Games, Federal Reserve would assemble the 12 most favored banks (who own the Federal Reserve) and say to them: Welcome to The Funger Games. The name was inspired by the fungibility of […]

Why Greece Arrested Golden Dawn

The Greek government arrested the leaders of the Golden Dawn Party today because the Golden Dawn is fascist. For example, the Golden Dawn is fascist because it might try to arrest other political parties. In spite of the people having already been disarmed by the Greek government, the leaders of the Golden Dawn had a […]

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Why We Elites Manage Innovation

Innovation must be managed. Innovation can empower the little guy and make him think he doesn’t need those of us having superior genes to make decisions for him. Innovation can make the serfs uppity – in the vernacular, as it were. For example, the Internet Reformation makes many serfs feel like they are just as […]

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Obama is a Reneger

In spite of unprecedented majorities in the House and Senate, and in spite of unprecedented media support, Obama has reneged on his promises. He promised us that he was post partisan. He promised us that he was post racial. He promised transparency. He promised the most transparency ever. Did I mention he promised transparency? He […]

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Begun this Clone War Has

The Dark Side clouds everything … Impossible to see the future is. Observe you the Sith Lord, young padawan. We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just […]

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