Romance in 1011 AD. There’s an app for that.
We lined each other up in our smart phones, tapped our interest levels, and they instantly negotiated a legally binding agreement based on our values and objectives. Most people had grown comfortable pressing Accept without reading it.
It was unusually clear:
Currently approved activities: ALL.
Both parties retain 100% of right to decline.
Female retains 100% of right-to-carry decision. Male therefore, incurs no liability for decision to carry after 90 days. 50% liability for first 90 days.
All other liability, such as decision to abort, no-fault disease, etc: 50% liability.
I tapped the Input Factor Summary. Again, it was unusually clear:
Sheri (last named withheld)
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Your Rating: 5.0 (estimate)
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As we walked past the newsstand, the paper in front of me said: London, July 4th, 1011. Then it all came rushing back to me … This app didn’t exist last night … or that thing in the sky … and cars didn’t hover … and men didn’t have reproductive rights … and 1011 is … 1000 years ago …
Sheri saw my disorientation and pointed to the old dude next to us. He dressed … almost as if he imagined himself to be some kind of wizard.
He said, What you’re looking for is in here. He handed me a parchment. It began:
In London, 776 AD, We hold these truths to be self evident …
Then I awoke …