Relief for Cynicism
8 oz tomato juice
1 tbsp Everclear (add another tbsp if very cynical)
1 tsp vinegar
1 tsp brown sugar
1 tsp horseradish
1 tsp powedered sugar
1/2 tsp molasses
1/2 tsp lime juice
1/2 tsp lemon juice
1/2 tsp Thai fish sauce (or a dab of anchovy paste)
1/2 tsp celery salt
1/2 tsp onion power
1/4 tsp dill weed
1/8 tsp cayenne pepper
1/8 tsp black pepper
1/8 tsp white pepper
1/8 tsp ginger
1/8 tsp cloves
1/8 tsp wasabi
You also can’t go wrong adding a strip of bacon.
your recipe looks like it will taste like shit.
so just eat really shitty tasting stuff to cure cynicism?
overload my tastebuds?
“so just eat really shitty tasting stuff to cure cynicism?”
No, you big silly.
This is a Bloody Mary recipe. The important ingredient for relieving cynicism is the alcohol (Everclear).
If you don’t like Bloody Marys, then just have a margarita, or strawberry daiquiri, or something.
Of course, the “Satire” tag was a hint. 🙂