Relief for Cynicism

8 oz tomato juice
1 tbsp Everclear  (add another tbsp if very cynical)
1 tsp vinegar
1 tsp brown sugar
1 tsp horseradish
1 tsp powedered sugar
1/2 tsp molasses
1/2 tsp lime juice
1/2 tsp lemon juice
1/2 tsp Thai fish sauce (or a dab of anchovy paste)
1/2 tsp celery salt
1/2 tsp onion power
1/4 tsp dill weed
1/8 tsp cayenne pepper
1/8 tsp black pepper
1/8 tsp white pepper
1/8 tsp ginger
1/8 tsp cloves
1/8 tsp wasabi

You also can’t go wrong adding a strip of bacon.


  • your recipe looks like it will taste like shit.

    so just eat really shitty tasting stuff to cure cynicism?

    overload my tastebuds?

    • Jim says:

      “so just eat really shitty tasting stuff to cure cynicism?”

      No, you big silly.

      This is a Bloody Mary recipe. The important ingredient for relieving cynicism is the alcohol (Everclear).

      If you don’t like Bloody Marys, then just have a margarita, or strawberry daiquiri, or something.

      Of course, the “Satire” tag was a hint. 🙂

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