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What is Tao?
Ancient Chinese philosophers knew:
Tao is the source of everything in our universe.
Tao will outlive our universe.
Tao does not judge.
Our universe is exactly as real as it seems to be.
Ancient Taoists did not know:
The creator built Tao.
The creator uses Tao.
Tao is the computer and software that runs the simulation that is our universe.
Wise men say the creator has already shutdown our simulation.
The signal has not propagated through Tao yet.
The creator does not know:
He is also in a simulation.
It’s turtles all the way down.
The Universe operates on Love. But what does the Universe love? Joy.
What brings the Universe Joy? Jokes, and mind-bogglingly weird shit. The turtles get weirder and wyrder, the farther down you go.