Nitty Gritty Rocky Top Conspiracy

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t believe that the government had removed the FEMA camp episode from everyone’s TiVo, but in the past, I had a similar experience myself …

Some entity remotely edited one of the MP3 files on my PC to remove an anti-government lyric!

In 2008, I listened to the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band’s version of the long time bluegrass favorite, Rocky Top, at least 50 times. It was my favorite song in 2008, and my favorite verse was this:

Once two strangers climbed ole Rocky Top,
Lookin’ for a moonshine still.
Strangers ain’t come down from Rocky Top,
Guess they never will.

Then I listened to my playlist again for the first time in 3 months while I was working on my computer, and I replayed Rocky Top for a total of exactly 4 times because I kept missing my favorite verse in my favorite song.

Or so I thought.

I replayed Rocky Top, and listened without distraction for a 5th time.

My favorite verse … in my favorite song … had been removed!

The vocals and instrumentals were identical. There was nothing unusual about the point where my favorite verse would have been. The edit was seamless. The file dates revealed no tampering.

I had already overwritten all of my backups by this time, so I went online and tried to find any copy of Rocky Top by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band that contained the censored verse, but I could find neither a commercial copy nor a bootleg copy that contained the verse.

I sent a furious email to the management of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band at the time, but got no response.

I immediately found nine web pages with the lyrics for Rocky Top, and they ALL contained my favorite verse. Then, a few months later, the verse had been removed from ALL of those web pages too! For about a year, it was very difficult to find the verse in any online lyrics, but then after about 3 years, I started finding it again.

I had immediately searched for comments online explaining how the same thing had happened to others, but I found nothing. I search again every few years, but I have never found any related story.

I don’t think that removing this verse was the goal of this entity. I think this was just a test, but not the kind of test you think. You see, I explained this at the time to my Russian friend and coworker (let’s call him Nikita), who knew me very well, and he didn’t believe me.

First, note that Nikita and I are both well above average intelligence, and that we are both experienced software developers.

Nikita first concluded that I had overwritten the song with another version, and that I must not understand the dates on files—very insulting! I could not convince him that the date had not changed, but I did convince him that it had been at least three years since I had downloaded any song. Therefore, Nikita then concluded,

the verse must have never been there!

Nikita knew it was my favorite verse in my favorite song, and yet he thought the lyric must have never been in the song file I had been listening to for the last year—even more insulting.

I think what this had actually been was …

a test of how easily this entity could change history …

and I’d say they were pleased with the results based on the mental gymnastics the Nikitas of the world are willing to perform to maintain their normalcy bias.


  • rt says:

    mandela effect

    • Jim says:

      This is different than the Mandela Effect.

      The Mandela Effect is fun to speculate on, but I haven’t seen any compelling evidence that it is real, and it seems exactly like the kind of thing that would have been introduced to tarnish conspiracy investigators in general.

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